Effective 17 September 2026
Terms of use.
These terms cover this website — the orchard, the copy, the live AAPL print. They do not cover the LONG app. If you create, trade, or claim fees through LONG, Long Inc.’s Terms of Use (effective 8 September 2026) govern that interface. The App and the Protocol are distinct. Removing an asset from the App does not remove it from the chain.
1. What this is
MEOWTON is a meme coin for entertainment, humour, parody, satire, and internet culture. The joke is Newton and a cat. The pair is tokenized $AAPL on Robinhood Chain. Names, tickers, images, and orchard copy may be fictional or irreverent. They do not establish affiliation, endorsement, or ownership.
The token may become worthless. Do not buy it on an expectation of profit, price appreciation, guaranteed liquidity, or future work by us, Long Inc., Apple, or Robinhood. Words like “moon” or “100x” — if they ever appear in community chat — are jokes, not a guarantee. Unaudited. Not a payout. Not an airdrop.
2. Who we are not
This project is not Apple Inc., Robinhood Markets, Inc., Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited, Long Inc., Uniswap Labs, or the estate of Isaac Newton. Names, tickers, and orchard pictures do not imply affiliation, sponsorship, or endorsement.
Tokenized $AAPL is a Stock Token issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited. It can give economic exposure. It is not ownership of Apple shares. Issuer documents: docs.robinhood.com/rhj. Long Inc.’s terms state Stock Tokens are not registered under US securities laws and may not be offered, sold, or delivered, directly or indirectly, in the United States or to or for the account or benefit of US persons.
3. The pad and the hook
Distribution is intended on LONG (https://app.long.xyz), anchored to $AAPL. LONG uses its own pool hook (Airlock). That hook is not ours. Directional, oracle-set fees described on How are proposed for a self-deployed Uniswap v4 pool. They are not live on the pad. Do not treat the table as the fee you will pay on LONG.
Long Inc. may change protocol fees, fee allocation, claim procedures, liquidity structures, routing, and other mechanics. Typical create on their launcher puts the whole supply in the pool. The creator receives no tokens at launch. Community mode, if switched on, routes a portion of fees toward a vault that can hold AAPL. That vault is the pad’s, not a promise of income.
4. Eligibility
You must be 18 or older and allowed by the laws that apply to you. Stock Tokens and meme coins are restricted in some places, including for US persons. This site does not check your jurisdiction. LONG may. You are responsible for staying on the lawful side of that line.
5. Self-custody
This website does not hold keys, take deposits, or execute swaps. If you connect a wallet to LONG or any other venue, you authorise the transaction. Onchain actions are typically irreversible. Review the token address, permissions, network, and amounts before you sign.
6. Data on the orchard
The HUD reads a public Chainlink feed (Robinhood AAPL / USD). Prices, age, and the asleep / fall / rise chip can be late, wrong, or frozen when the equity session is closed. They are not a quote, not advice, and not the pad’s execution price.
7. Content
The listing name, ticker, image, and description on LONG are submitted by the creator. The creator must have the rights to use them. Submitting that card to LONG grants Long Inc. the licence described in their terms — to host, display, and technically adapt the listing so it can appear in the App.
8. No advice
Nothing on this site is investment, legal, or tax advice. You are responsible for your own taxes and for the risk of loss, including total loss. Past prints, orchard animation, and proposed fees are not a performance record.
9. As-is
The site and any related contracts are provided as-is. No warranty of merchantability, fitness, or non-infringement. To the extent the law allows, liability for this website is limited to US$0 — you paid nothing to read it.
Trading through LONG is under Long Inc.’s terms, governed by the laws of the State of Delaware, United States, except where mandatory protections apply. Their address: 1013 Centre Road, Suite 403-B, Wilmington, DE 19805.
10. Changes
These terms can change when the copy on this page changes. Trading terms for LONG change when Long Inc. updates app.long.xyz/terms. Privacy for this site: Privacy.
Not the first cat on AAPL. The bet is the hook: external stock-oracle direction, asymmetric fees. Unaudited. Not a payout.